I'm going to design a new pill. A pill that makes people less stupid. That will be taking up lots and lots of my time from now on, so I'll probably have to quit my job.

If I do that, though, I won't need to invent the pills.

What to do, what to do?

Maybe I could just work on it in my spare time, but it's pretty urgent. I mean, there are some people out there that are a kind of stupid that is just unbelievable.

Unbelievable.

Ugh.

I won't even need to market it. Once people get wind of this kind of drug being available, they'll line up to give it a try, right? I totally would. Why are the drug companies not working on this?

I could probably use some, myself. We could all use a little less stupid.