Okay, Apple Jacks and Corn Pops are the best cereals ever. Why? Because they each have three grams of fiber per serving, plus they're both puffed up with air, so I feel like I'm having a huger serving than I really am.

Can we work on making a puffed-up-with-air cheeseburger? I'm not really a scientist, but I think that would sell, if someone truly had his or her mind set on it.

Come on. You know it would be awesome to have air-puffed versions of everything delicious. No more calories, but everything would just look ginormous. Maybe everyone would eat less.

Maybe I would eat less.

Maybe we need this for cookies, as well.

Okay, scientists. Get on it.