I decided, during my time at Disney World, to make a scavenger hunt so that everyone who takes a trip there can have just as much fun as I did. Be warned, though, it might take an hour or so to find all of these things, and it does require a park hopper pass, as you might need to visit multiple parks. Here we go!

1. Find twenty pairs of short shorts with a lace overlay. Really big ones count as two. Bonus points if the person wearing them has carefully coiffed hair that has just been ruined by a water ride.

2. Find someone throwing up in the bathrooms closest to The Mad Hatter ride. Those teacups can spin!

3. Find a mom with a group of four or more children who doesn't look like she's about to take an axe to the entire group. Bonus points if she's smiling. Good luck on this one.

4. Find a guy who is openly groping his girlfriend's butt while waiting in line to take pictures with Winnie the Pooh.

5. Find four full French fry cups, each just sitting on a table in the middle of an empty area.

6. Find twenty people using cell phones during a ride they just waited an hour to go on (20 sounds like a lot, but I think this is actually the easiest one).

7. Find a person who ordered the optional side of green beans rather than fries to go with their hamburger.

8. Find five guys in tank tops who are so hairy they keep getting mistaken for Brer Bear.

9. Find ten grown women (40s and up) who are wearing princess costumes, prancing, and tee-heeing.

10. Finally, find a drink. And a bench. You just won.

What's your prize? Just being awesome, my friends. Because that was rough, especially number three. Have a magical time.