My blog has almost had 15,000 views. I realize that to some this may not seem like a big number, but I really think it is. Mostly because, as I've said, this is totally just crap that pops into my head at 5 am.

Nevertheless, I've decided to make a haiku in honor of the vast number of people who are reading my blog.

VAST.

That word is fun.

Anyway, here goes...

thoughts stream like water

from my head to the keyboard

it's crap, you read it

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Haikus are fun. Also, I know it's probably not a proper haiku, but I don't care because it makes me giggle. At any rate, I hope I can come up with enough mindless junk to write five billion more posts.

Also, here are some balloons. Happy 15,000 views, me!