Here's a fashion tip: If you're going to wear overalls (and you totally should), please please please make sure you wear an old white tank top underneath, and please make sure you're not wearing a bra.

Wait. Did I not mention that this is a tip for the ladies? Because it is. Especially the ladies who are over 60.

Make sure that everyone who sees you during your day gets to experience that exhilarating feeling caused by wondering whether or not your ginormous boobs are going to make an exit out of the loose armholes of your old tank top.

Also, try to lean on counters as much as possible so you can prop those bad boys up on the counter, leaving a boob sweat patch behind. Oh, and stand with your chest pushed out awkwardly, displaying the...um...sticky outy part of your goods, so that no one is left in doubt as to your braless status.

Finally, be as loud and obnoxious as possible so that everyone in every place you go turns around and gets to see the glorious wonder of your outfit.

No one wants to miss out on that. Fo sho.