Monday, September 12, 2016

Cold or allergies?

I wish there was a kit where you could blow your nose into a machine and it would tell you so you could be sure to not infect other people with your gross. 

No such thing. 

It's times like this that I wish I was a scientist and could invent such a machine, because I'm pretty sure I would be a multi-billionaire in like five minutes, but alas, I am not. 

I'm just a lady with a dream. A snot-testing dream.

That doesn't sound pathetic at all.

Not even a little bit. 

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