I've been trying all week to think of something hilarious to put up here, as this blog is supposed to be that. However, this week has been so craptastic that I can't even think past the very minute I'm in, as it's just way too depressing.

Therefore, I will write a haiku in honor of my favorite food, cheese, and then go make some French toast for breakfast and see if that helps at all.

smooth and creamy cheese

sometimes you smell just like feet

but it's not your fault

Merry Christmas, everybody.