Wow. That was the worst holiday ever. Just, ever.

So now onto 2016.

I would like to say that I have some lofty goals for myself, but really, I just want to make it through. So that's my resolution. Keep on truckin'.

Yes, with the apostrophe and everything.

I wanted to have something more altruistic, like working for world peace or discovering a cure for some disease, but I just can't muster up the enthusiasm. Also, that sounds like a lot of work.

I also wanted to lose more weight and get on the treadmill every day, but yeah...we all know that's dicey. There are just too many days where I barely have enough time to shower, and I can't commit to something that might jeopardize that. Showering is far too important.

So I will commit to not giving up and hiding in my bed all day. I think that's doable. Not saying that I can commit to doing it with a sparkly attitude, but I will get up, shower, and do my daily work. Some days I may even do a little extra, but that's not necessarily part of the deal.

But I'll shower, by George. I will shower.