It is cold enough that I have started wearing a blanket around my shoulders, poncho-style, every morning while I eat my cereal and drink my coffee. I just realized that if I threw on a cowboy hat and sat in front of a campfire, I could be a legit cowboy. Then I could say “Howdy, Ma’am” and also maybe own a horse.

I think I just found my ticket to horse ownership. Oh my goodness.

I sure hope my husband reads this, because I don’t know if I’ll ever be this brilliant again. Glad I got it down in writing.