Tip of the week: If you send a person who has been put on hospice an “encouragement” card, don’t write a message detailing all of the things you’ll miss about that person when they die. In case you didn’t figure it out, that’s a crappy, morbid thing to do.

Also, don’t send a follow-up birthday card doing it again.

Maybe just don’t write.

Or call.

Maybe staying away is best, because this hospice lady isn’t going anywhere, and her family kind of wants to punch you for being a douchebag.

The end.