Okay. I’m 40 now. Is it okay for me to openly curmudgeon now, or do I have to wait for 50 or something like that? There should be some kind of a rule book or something.

Or maybe I should write the rule book, since I’m the one who invented curmudgeoning.

You think your Grandpa did it better? You think your Great-Aunt Matilda was more curmudgeonly? I doubt it. My Grandpa Otis brought some serious game to the table, but I think I can beat him with my introversion.

Yep, introverted curmudgeons win every time, because even when they’re not grumpy, strangers think they are because they don’t talk.

Also, stay out of my yard.

So maybe I still need to work on it, but I’ve got time. I’m only 40, after all.

Hahahaha I am so old. Gross.