Oh, man. So glad we’re getting back to the business of normal life now that the election and inauguration are over with. 

Hahahaha just kidding. Still living with the pandemic and all the fun times.

I’ve started playing a game that I’ve called, “How many times today?” It’s really fun. Here’s how you play:

Pick a person that you’re in fairly frequent contact with. Maybe a co-worker if you’re working in an office, or maybe even a family member, if that’s who you’re spending all of your time with. Then, pick a complaint that you’ve heard that person make. For instance, mine is a person who I’ve never seen wear a mask. Like, never. And yet, this person constantly complains about other people who don’t wear masks.

Yeah, this game is a tad bitchy.

Then, pick a random number of times you think the person is going to make the complaint in a specific period of time. The last time I played, I picked eight times in one hour.

Guess what? I lost. Ten was the magic number. Ten complaints in one hour. 

My new goal is to see if I can make others play this game with me as the complainer. I’m going to make my dreams come true.

What? New horizons. I can do this.

I also forgot to mention it, but every time I win, I get a piece of chocolate. That’s the key to the fun. Chocolate.

Yeah, I get a piece if I lose, too. I’m a grownup. I do what I want.